Someone told me today that I am "Unsanitary".
At first I was Hurt and offended by the remark.
But then I started to think about why this Impression was conveyed.
I do occaisonaly re- use the same glass after I swish it out and rinse it with RO filtered water.
I do sometimes leave a utensil in the sink or a bowl which needs to soak for a little while because it has a sticky food substance on it that will require some scrubbing soon.
I wonder if maybe someone got into my fine art collection on my computer or maybe they walked a little too close to my door after the Spaz had finished doing his Business.
Or maybe it's because I don't vacuum as often as I should or maybe because I walk barefoot outside.
Maybe because I poured a tiny bit of liquid yogurt on the floor which the dog lapped up immediately and by the way enjoys Immensly
I do wash my hands when I come inside from working in the garden or on my truck.
And always after using the bathroom.
I wash my hands before I prepare a meal. And I try to wipe up the sink when I'm through.
I don't want the person who yelled this at me today to even bother to clarify the difference between the dog licking a few drops of something off of the floor and chewing up a big dog biscuit and drooling all over the place.
I don't really believe that crap about dog saliva being sanitary. It can carry parasites and e-coli as we all know where dogs like to lick on themselves.
I think maybe I was just being issued a useful but not distinctively severe expletive.
And for some reason subconcious thought brought that particular word to the surface.
If we want to be realistic we could use words like Lazy, Hypochondriatic Bum; to be more accurate.
But I am not upset anymore and think it is kinda funny that I immediately had this impending urge to shower and shave off all of my body hair. Which I didn't. Just the Beard and unnecessary ones elsewhere.
PS. for some strange reason today I pooped my pants.
Maybe that was it.
;)
until next time
Love to all.
Mike.
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