A silly song I thought of after having mexican food.

I should have never ate that Hero, Think I hAd waytoomany beans,
Now I am bloated like a Hippo, You are the wind beneath my Jeans.

My smells fly higher than the mountains, Affecting global temps to the extremes.
I'd think I should have just had salad, My tighty whities have turned green.

This song is really really stupid, Bette middlerwillsueme as she screams.
I should have never ate that hero, You are the  wiiiiiind beneath my jeannnnnnns.
Anonymous me.

Unsanitary thoughts.

Someone told me today that I am "Unsanitary".
At first I was Hurt and offended by the remark.
But then I started to think about why this Impression was conveyed.
I do occaisonaly re- use the same glass after I swish it out and rinse it with RO filtered water.
I do sometimes leave a utensil in the sink or a bowl which needs to soak for a little while because it has a sticky food substance on it that will require some scrubbing soon.

I wonder if maybe someone got into my fine art collection on my computer or maybe they walked a little too close to my door after the Spaz had finished doing his Business.

Or maybe it's because I don't vacuum as often as I should or maybe because I walk barefoot outside.

Maybe because I poured a tiny bit of liquid yogurt on the floor which the dog lapped up immediately and by the way enjoys Immensly
I do wash my hands when I come inside from working in the garden or on my truck.
And always after using the bathroom.
I wash my hands before I prepare a meal. And I try to wipe up the sink when I'm through.

I don't want the person who yelled this at me today to even bother to clarify the difference between the dog licking a few drops of something off of the floor and chewing up a big dog biscuit and drooling all over the place.

I don't really believe that crap about dog saliva being sanitary. It can carry parasites and e-coli as we all know where dogs like to lick on themselves.

I think maybe I was just being issued a useful but not distinctively severe expletive.

And for some reason subconcious thought brought that particular word to the surface.

If we want to be realistic we could use words like Lazy, Hypochondriatic Bum; to be more accurate.
But I am not upset anymore and think it is kinda funny that I immediately had this impending urge to shower and shave off all of my body hair. Which I didn't. Just the Beard and unnecessary ones elsewhere.

PS. for some strange reason today I pooped my pants.
Maybe that was it.
;)
until next time
Love to all.
Mike.

rain rain rain

Wow it rained buckets today, Deirdre is still in the hospital and my back still hurts.
A big supercell is coming it's loud thundering. Ricks' truck got dented up today by golfball sized hailstones.
I love the wild weather.
especially the wild lightning shows.
I have been cleared to see the v/a eye doctor soon ..yay.
It's late and I need sleep.
cheers
mike

It rained. Back Hurts. Doctors suck !!! Yes I am pissed.

Taking tylenol for my hip, don't really know why that started hurting now.
Waiting for blood work results from friday. They said my kidneys were ok. No stones.
can't see my Doctor aka PA "physicians Assistant"  what? Vets don't warrant a real licensed doctor anymore F*ck that !
My Doctor is constantly trying to make me take all of these dam statin drugs and I tell him time and time again I prefer the naturopathic treatments. The stupid f*cker put me on a Med that is not compatible with my other meds. I would have had a serious reaction. I'm about to fire his Ass. I  guess he needs some more note pads or some posters from his Pharmacuetical company.
The Job hunting is tough, nothing in my area but telemarketing.
The truck seems to be running good again, not dying on me like it was doing in flagstaff.
Spaz is his same ole self, wants toplay at 05:30 am.

Finally we got a downpour last night.
It was cool this morning.
My back hurts too.
I am worried about my friend Deirdre, she has Pneumonia. She says she is going to the hospital monday.

Haven't seen Nicole on yahoo in days.
Mom is being quite a socialite lately, good for her.
I don't think I am gonna drink the spring water until I boil it again.

Cooler weather is coming, finally.
A good friendof mine is still living in a world of drama and around very Immature people. I wish she would heal herself and get rid of all of the negativity around her.

Time to go buy some more fresh veggies today.
Cheers.
Mike.

The wonders of modern medicine.

Last night I woke up in massive pain. My right hip was on fire it was stabbing pain.
Nowslowly over the last two weeks it's been sore but last night was insane.
I thought maybe i had somehow dislocated it or something.
Then the nausea started and dizzyness. ok now I.m thinking could this be more serious.
Kidney stone maybe?
I was already scheduled for blood work today at the v/a so i went ahead down there and had em do that and urine test then i waited two hours to see a nurse.
she told me the urine test was ok and no sign of kidney stones.
she said can come back in 15 days to see my regular health care physician.
wtf?
15 days !!! what if it is something serious???
Worried but taking tylenol and dealing with it for now.
Check back Monday for blood test results.

Things

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